He pretty much opens the chat with the new girl by saying, “Your pussy juice is running down all over your legs!” I love the main character’s lack of tact. There’s just something about the cuteness of the art that makes all the crudeness so much funnier. That’s exactly how I like to leave ‘em!Īgain and again, this game made me laugh like a fucking idiot. Pointing out the student, she’s talking about the girl’s big tits and how she’ll probably become a great dick-sucking slut once we teach her a few things. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t every day a good day to collect pussy juice? Either way, Fish Girl pointed out some college slut she wanted me to tag.įor a princess, this slut talks dirty. What a Wonderful Day to Collect Pussy JuiceAfter I agreed to help the mermaid princess, she brought me to a park and told me it was good day to collect pussy juice. The first option comes after she tells you only you can see her, and that she has to make you fuck as many girls as possible so she can collect their pussy juice for a witch. That’s just the kind of thing a dirty bitch will say when she doesn’t wash her snatch.Įach click takes you through another line of dialog, and sometimes you get a choice of how to respond. The broad who does the voice sounds innocent as hell, so it’s jarring and hilarious when she says shit like, “You know, it’s the first time my pussy does not smell like old fish!” She explains it away by saying she’s a mermaid princess. My response about what I’m doing is, “You just fingered yourself!” It’s not realistic dialog for most people, but that’s pretty much how I talk to women. My dialog is unspoken, and just appears on the screen. This time when she speaks, asking me what I’m doing, I can hear her voice. The actual game opens with the redhead on the beach again. Kind of weird that the option doesn’t show up until the game is about to start, but whatever. You can choose English, Dutch, French, Spanish, or Japanese. I’ve got some good news for foreign Porn Dude readers. The list goes longer than that, hitting you hard and fast and giving you all kinds of ideas. Instead, Booty Call is Preparing Enemas, Shaving Pussy, Installing Orgasmatron, Loading Sex Toys, Locating G-Spot, and Applying Lubricants. The loading bar at the bottom keeps telling me what’s it doing, and it’s not the standard “Loading System Resources” shit you get with most games. The pic is just another element drawing me in. A few seashells lay around her, and one looks suspiciously like a dildo. She’s accusing me of watching her, but hey, her cunt is hanging out. This time she’s laying on the sand with her legs in the water. While I waited, the screen showed me that redhead on the beach again. Oh My?! Were You Watching Me?!The game loaded in a few minutes, with some agreements and warnings to click through on the way. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Nothing, let’s do this. UNLOCK GORGEOUS SEX SCENES! That’s exactly why I’m here. DATE THEM ON YOUR ANDROID! I’m going to play the web version, but okay. MEET TONS OF GORGEOUS GIRLS! Yeah, I’m into that. The mission, spelled out in ALL CAPS, is right up my alley. A montage of hentai bitches getting fucked, sucking cock, or just looking hot plays as the text tells me what the game is all about. The art is a flashy, colorful anime style with semi-realistic shading and highlights on all the naked body parts. Well, I am susceptible to quests from mysterious beach sluts. She looks surprised, then her jugs bounce, then the on-screen text says she’s got a mission for me. Nutaku’s video preview starts with a big-titted, red-headed anime slut on the beach. There are more than seven-thousand members, and nearly 700 were online when I looked. This game apparently has a strong following. I was scrolling through the info page and found a link to join them on Discord. Hentai appeals to the computer-guy demographic. You’ll need to do some basic tech shit to install the app on your phone, since Google doesn’t carry this kind of filth, but I bet it won’t be an issue for you. You can play Booty Call on the web or your Android device, but iOS users don’t yet have a native version. ![]() Think of it like Steam, but with games for you and not your nephew. I’ve got a full review of the site up, but the important thing to know is that it’s a platform for sexy video games and THE platform for hentai games. Is Booty Call up to the task? There’s only one way to find out.Ī Very Important MissionTo play Booty Call, you’ll have to head over to Nutaku. A video game may never be as a great as a real-life bang, even when coupled with a really kickass silicone pussy. It’s bad enough that sometimes I’d rather play dating sims like Booty Calls on Nutaku. Nowadays, you’ll also have to worry about some #metoo bullshit if you don’t make her cum a dozen times. It takes money getting a bitch drunk enough for a butt-fuck and a Dirty Sanchez. ![]() The Nutaku's booty calls game! Dating can be tough.
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